Fuck it, I'm starting a blog...

Gorgeous!

2011-08-19T01:29:00.003-05:00

It's absolutely amazing the strides they've made in making breast implants look natural, isn't it?

No, it's not photochopped

2011-08-13T14:19:00.002-05:00

From Yahoo's pictures of the week.

If this were Pepsi...

2011-03-17T00:37:00.002-05:00

...I'd be in love.

Graffiti win

2011-03-17T00:22:00.001-05:00

Way to go, Lisa!

2011-03-17T00:17:00.002-05:00

I like "gray"

2011-02-14T19:02:00.002-06:00

He/she has fully embraced the autocorrect fail.More at damnyouautocorrect.com

Hee!

2011-02-14T18:58:00.002-06:00

This was posted as a "Fail," but it's obvious they're joking.This chick, on the other hand, is a definite Fail at Life.More at http://pophangover.com/2011/02/13/people-who-fail-at-life/

Even for Taylor Momsen, this is BAAAAAAD

2011-02-11T14:34:00.002-06:00

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

2011-02-08T11:44:00.002-06:00

This is pretty much the first time this winter we've had sustained winds, and boy does it make the cold infinitely more bitter!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...

2011-02-07T20:49:00.001-06:00

...this site is going to make me bust a gut. Literally.

"Why hug your pillow at night when you can hug one of these?"

2011-02-07T19:51:00.016-06:00

Teddy Babes™ are stuffed, plush adult toys --the most sensual, warm, and unique love dolls ever created. Remember when you were a kid and used to cuddle up at night with your favorite teddy bear? Well, now you're all grown up, and a beautiful plush girlfriend is waiting to share your bed!Teddy Babes are plush adult toys. They can be used as sex dolls, but not necessarily. They can also be

I guess that makes it official

2011-02-07T19:48:00.000-06:00

From failblog.org

And people say I have too much time on my hands?

2011-02-07T19:34:00.000-06:00

There's a 'priceless' joke in here somewhere

2011-02-07T18:59:00.000-06:00

...but I'm too lazy to come up with it.superbooyah.com

Beer chess. 'Nuf said.

2011-02-07T18:58:00.001-06:00

superbooyah.com

Well, a new wheel probably is cheaper than a tow nowadays...

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superbooyah.com

See, there's still hope for the next generation!

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superbooyah.com

I hear ya, man

2011-02-07T18:51:00.002-06:00

superbooyah.com

The family that Mullets together, stays together

2011-02-07T18:49:00.001-06:00

From unrealitymag.com

Stick figure WTFs

2011-02-07T18:30:00.006-06:00

No, seriously, what is that?! And why do I get the sneaking suspicion that this sign was spotted in Japan?From superbooyah.com

Wow.

2011-02-07T18:26:00.002-06:00

This is sad...

2011-02-07T18:03:00.001-06:00

...and yet a beautiful example of the problem(s). From postsecret.com

Busted!

2011-02-07T14:52:00.002-06:00

From damnyouautocorrect.com

For those of you who like snakes...

2011-02-07T13:48:00.002-06:00

For the rest of you, this WILL give you nightmares...

What kind of drugs is she ON?

2011-02-03T23:28:00.003-06:00

The original tragic plastic surgery victim is telling people she's going to be in a 'Big Lebowski' sequel this year. C'mon, Tara, if you're going to make up a lie to get attention, pick a subject that people aren't going to jump onto like Charlie Sheen goes after a suitcase of blow.

These are neat. Somebody's got a lot of spare time.

2011-02-03T13:00:00.001-06:00

PRIME BIG SERIES - SMALL SCREEN from steven huybrechts on Vimeo.

Only 3 more days...

2010-09-21T19:53:00.002-05:00

...until SHARKTOPUS!!!!!!

Roger Corman presents: 'Sharktopus'

2010-07-17T22:15:00.002-05:00

A.k.a. 'The Best Frickin' Movie Ever!'

I like cows. And they like me.

2010-07-17T01:20:00.001-05:00

Quotes of the day

2010-07-15T17:18:00.002-05:00

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. - W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. - Margaret Mitchell

Yes, yes I am indeed going to hell

2010-07-15T13:34:00.002-05:00

But I dare you not to laugh.

Well, you can't really blame him, can you?

2010-07-15T13:32:00.002-05:00

Hee!

2010-07-15T13:29:00.000-05:00

God bless Texas

2010-07-15T13:18:00.002-05:00

Did you know that in Texas you can be arrested for drinking a beer in a bar? Oh, and it helps if you're brown or gay.LATE ON A BALMY Saturday night last June, six Fort Worth cops and two officers from the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission went looking for trouble. They had just raided two Hispanic bars in an industrial stretch of town and nine detainees now sat in the paddy wagon (pdf),

Cheerleader Fails

2010-07-15T13:08:00.002-05:00

...almost as fun as falling models on the runway. (Don't worry, no serious injuries here - I'm not in a sadistic mood today.)EMBED-Cheerleader Tackled Mid Air - Watch more free videosEMBED-Bad Pass Knocks Out Cheerleader - Watch more free videosEMBED-Cheerleader Taken Out Hard - Watch more free videosEMBED-Cheerleaders see stars - Watch more free videosEMBED-Dance girl lands on head - Watch more

Dayum, girlfriend is mad sexy!

2010-07-15T13:00:00.001-05:00

Hmm, apparently cats don't like being put on YouTube

2010-07-15T12:55:00.000-05:00

TV & Movie SpoofsTags: Atom.com,Atom Originals,Atom Blog,Upload Videos

I love 'truth in advertising'

2010-07-15T12:23:00.001-05:00

From OverheardinNY.comDisheveled gentleman: Hey, man, can you spare some change? I need a bottle of vodka, a bag of marijuana, and a prostitute. I'm desperate!--East Village

The Mel Gibson rants presented by Fluffy Kitties

2010-07-15T12:12:00.005-05:00

From Buzzfeed.com

Wonderful and horrifying

2010-07-15T11:02:00.001-05:00

Fucking humans. We suck."One of the things that we're trying to do by looking at the life in the deep sea is discover what's there in the first place, before we wipe it out," Marshall told AFP.Article: Ancient species discovered in Barrier Reef depths

The Norm

2010-06-09T12:44:00.000-05:00

This suits my mood today.

Oil Spill Tetris

2010-06-09T12:06:00.002-05:00

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This is brilliant

2010-06-06T11:25:00.001-05:00

In honor of Teresa from 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' being $10 million in debt on a $200,000 yearly income. I may have to start watching 'Regis and Kelly;' I had no idea they could be this funny.

GAH!

2010-06-04T14:47:00.001-05:00

No, it isn't steroids, this is a whippet with a genetic mutation.

He's such a giver!

2010-05-12T12:11:00.002-05:00

Talk about the 'Hand of God!'

2010-05-12T10:47:00.002-05:00

A little boy survived this plane crash in Libya. Unbelievable.

Last night's wisdom from Sleep Talkin' Man

2010-05-08T16:13:00.001-05:00

"Jellyfish are attacking. Everybody grab your ice cream guns. Let's get those little things!"http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Sheldon nails it again

2010-05-08T15:03:00.001-05:00

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WOOT!

2010-04-01T17:25:00.001-05:00

I love these movies, and I love Nic Cage. So there!After the first "National Treasure" was an unexpected hit in 2004 grossing $347 million worldwide, a sequel was a given. In 2007, "National Treasure : Book of Secrets" grossed even more than the original, an impressive $457 million, making it the biggest hit of star Nicolas Cage's career and confirming Walt Disney Studios had a true

This sums up how I feel to be back at work

2010-04-01T12:14:00.001-05:00

Funny fart joke of the day

2010-04-01T12:08:00.000-05:00

I hate fart jokes, but love cute dogs, so...

My favorite new word

2010-04-01T11:49:00.004-05:00

'Teabonics'

God, he's a pussy

2010-04-01T11:39:00.000-05:00

Funny or Die fail. Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber

Suicide, UR doin it wrong

2010-04-01T11:36:00.002-05:00

Edit: Syd posted this same story to her blog, but it was a zucchini. I'm calling April Fool's joke. :)A MAN taken to hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom told doctors he inserted it in a SUICIDE attempt. Chin Wei, 62, claimed the method was a variation of ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into the belly. He was found in a pool of blood by

Overheard

2010-04-01T10:47:00.002-05:00

Female admin assistant: You know how anal I get when it comes to your work.Male property manager: It's okay, I love anal!(coworkers laugh)Male property manager: Well... That didn't come out right.VancouverCanadiaSounds like a match made in heaven!20-something guy to friends: So this chick I like says "let's wait until you start making money til we start dating." So I said

Today's wisdom

2010-04-01T10:04:00.001-05:00

...from Sleep Talkin' Man: "Wow. If you really think that was a good idea, maybe your mum should rethink having YOU was a good idea."

The 'Alien' movies were a rip-off!!!

2010-04-01T09:51:00.005-05:00

James Cameron totally plagiarized god!From The Buzz Log:Think sharks are scary? They're downright cuddly compared to the Bathynomus giganteus, a very terrifying (and very real) sea creature that recently surfaced from the deep.So, what the heck is it? According to an article from Fox News, the Bathynomus giganteus (henceforth known as "Bart") is a type of giant isopod, "a large crustacean

Very interesting...

2010-03-18T21:07:00.003-05:00

So, Paula Abdul isn't doing 'Star Search,' and Nigel Lythgoe tweets that there are going to be some "big changes" at 'So You Think You Can Dance.' Coincidence?

I need to find me one of these people!

2010-03-11T12:08:00.002-06:00

Speaking of Feng Shui, that reminds me that I want to paint my front door red as soon as the weather gets nice.

Yes, it's Cathy, I know

2010-03-11T12:02:00.001-06:00

...but the dogs have got a point. (Click to enlarge)

It's only a matter of time...

2010-02-26T20:29:00.001-06:00

No pictures, but still funny

2010-02-25T11:12:00.000-06:00

Real Signs In Shop WindowsSigns In a clothing store:"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."In the window of an Oregon general store:"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"In a Pennsylvania cemetery:"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."On a Tennessee highway:"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is

Burn!

2010-02-22T13:44:00.001-06:00

Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:15:11 PM GMT -08:00 US/Canada PacificSubject: Brand Strategy Feedback Prof. Galloway, I would like to discuss a matter with you that bothered me. Yesterday evening I entered your 6pm Brand Strategy class approximately 1 hour late. As I entered the room, you quickly dismissed me, saying that I would need to leave and come back to the next class. After speaking

HA!!!

2010-02-19T21:52:00.003-06:00

(Thanks, Sheila!)

My review

2010-02-18T10:57:00.004-06:00

(I sent it to Enty, so it may show up on CDaN soon.)‘Hot Tub Time Machine’Plot summary: Four guys go to a ski resort, get wasted in a hot tub and wake up as themselves in 1986. (Well, 3 of them as their younger selves - the fourth hadn’t been born yet in ‘86, so he goes back as his 2010 self.)I love John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Lizzy Caplan, Craig Robinson and Crispin Glover, and I love ‘80s

WOOT!

2010-02-17T15:56:00.000-06:00

Only 3 1/2 hours until 'Hot Tub Time Machine!' Can't wait!!!

Man, do I ever love Sheldon

2010-02-17T14:37:00.001-06:00

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Don't tell me...

2010-02-15T13:54:00.002-06:00

...you've never wished you had the balls to say this to someone.Overheard in New York againGuy #1: Yo, why haven't you followed me on Twitter yet?Guy #2: Man, I don't even pay attention to you when you talk!

LOL!

2010-02-15T13:53:00.000-06:00

From Overheard in New YorkGirl: I haven't seen you in a while.NYU security guard: Witness protection program. It's like a Bar Mitzvah for Italians.--NYU

Story of my life.

2010-02-15T13:49:00.001-06:00

From Overheard in the OfficeMale employee to boss: Your stupidity offends me!Anacortes, WashingtonOverheard by: Offended by his stupidity

The truth about why most men fish

2010-02-15T13:42:00.001-06:00

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Claustrophobic, anyone?

2010-02-15T10:38:00.001-06:00

Every once in a while...

2010-02-12T14:38:00.001-06:00

...I'm especially grateful that I'm single.

Anyone who buys these...

2010-02-12T14:26:00.001-06:00

...should be immediately sterilized. For the good of humanity.

wtf?

2010-02-12T14:25:00.001-06:00

Unfortunate book title

2010-02-12T14:15:00.001-06:00

I WANT!!!

2010-02-12T14:12:00.001-06:00

Bacon & Egg Wafflewich

This is what the bear probably looked like

2010-02-12T14:01:00.001-06:00

You've probably already seen this...

2010-02-12T13:57:00.001-06:00

...but it sure is funny.

I probably shouldn't have laughed at this

2010-02-12T13:53:00.001-06:00

...or replayed it a dozen times. But it's okay, the bear is fine!!! :)

Yeah, that's how most of us feel...

2010-02-12T13:33:00.002-06:00

...about getting kicked out of the womb into this awful "real world" shit.

Logo fails (Or should it be logo WINS?)

2010-02-12T13:15:00.005-06:00

This first one is dedicated to Syd:

And still more 'overheard'

2010-02-12T13:07:00.002-06:00

Guy: Name five ways a human is better than a chicken. You can’t do it!

Glad I wasn't on that flight

2010-02-12T13:05:00.001-06:00

More overheard:Pilot, on PA system, after a slightly bumpy landing: Ladies and gentlemen, that landing was not me or the plane. That was our co-pilot--he's required to complete one landing a month. And he blew it. Welcome to Chicago.

Poser Busted!

2010-02-12T13:02:00.002-06:00

From Overheard in New York:Douchebag, pointing to his iTunes: Look see, I listen to classical music too! I have "Greensleeves" by Mozart!Friend: You spelled "Mozart" "Motzart."

Hee!

2010-02-12T12:58:00.001-06:00

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Quote of the day

2010-02-12T11:26:00.002-06:00

"The only thing that stops God from sending a second flood is that the first one was useless." -Nicholas Chamfort

I think I'm going to puke

2010-02-11T14:08:00.002-06:00

From fmylife.com:Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

Quote of the day

2010-02-11T11:43:00.002-06:00

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamar

Wisdom of the day

2010-02-11T11:24:00.002-06:00

There's no point in beating yourself up over a mistake you made last year, yesterday, or 5 minutes ago. When you get that feeling of shame, think of it as energy you can use to do better things going forward.

Funniest blog on the internets

2010-02-09T11:12:00.001-06:00

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/It's a wife who blogs everything her husband says in his sleep."You know, it's a human race. And you lost.""Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce.""Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker.""My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

2010-02-08T23:30:00.000-06:00

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?A: He sold his soul to Santa.

Oh, lord.

2010-02-08T19:08:00.001-06:00

I've posted a bunch of "Best FML Evers," now here is the "Worst FML Ever." (fmylife.com)Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

My new favorite blog

2010-01-27T11:02:00.002-06:00

(Thanks, Kim!) http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/A woman is blogging the things her husband says when he talks in his sleep.Jan 26 2010"They're not smile lines, they're stretch marks. Cock sucker.""My donkey. That's MY donkey. Get off my donkey! You know, you're not some super-star donkey jockey. Piss off.""Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day."

2010-01-26T12:12:00.000-06:00

From overheardatthebeach.comGirl, handing beach towel to gay guy: Here. This one's for you cuz it's got fruit on it.Gay guy: Oh, I'm sorry. Where's the one with a bitch on it for you?

That's hot

2010-01-21T12:17:00.001-06:00

And apparently...

2010-01-20T10:56:00.001-06:00

...this chick makes it onto Overheard a lot.Guy to date: Careful, you're about to spill that soda on yourself.Girl: Yeah. Well hey, what's one more liquid splashed all over my body today?Guy: Uh... What?Girl: Oh. Uh... what?

And now we know where she got it from

2010-01-20T10:54:00.000-06:00

Another overheardatthebeach.comWoman #1: How are you, Sam? I haven't seen you forever.Woman #2: We need to catch up more often. How are you?Woman #1: Don't even ask. Only a couple of weeks ago I realized I had crabs, and just yesterday I found out my daughter has herpes. (sighs)Woman #2: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. At least you're getting some action.

Me too

2010-01-20T10:52:00.000-06:00

From overheardatthebeach.com14-year-old girl to friends: Yeah, I'm not a whore... I'm just popular.

I hate squirrels, but...

2010-01-19T11:28:00.001-06:00

They are pretty determined creatures. Much like cockroaches.